Now hombres an’ hombresses, curly-haired Miss Mabel here is kind enough to say a few words on behalf o’ William La Marr’s mother who is worried ‘bout him.

Step right up,
Miss Mabel

725 Market St

Parkersburg, W. Va.


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Howdy Bill,

The WESTERN TRAILS is the best magazine that I ever read.

Here’s my description – I have grey eyes, brown curly hair, five feet six inches tall. Tip the scales at 133 pounds, fair complexion. I do hope that this letter will bring me just lots of letters from the far west. For I certainly do love to write letters.

Oh come on boys and girls both, and write to this lonesome factory lass.

Bill, won’t you please tell William La Marr to write to his mother. She is very worried about him. She lives at the same place.

Most sincerely,
Mabel Campbell

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Sure thing, Miss Mabel, we’d be plumb glad to scout around for this La Marr maverick. If he takes a look-see in at the W. T. spread our buckaroos will sure talk with him an’ tell him ‘bout his mother. Well, so you want some Pen Pards? The quickest way to get ‘em is to amble over to the Pen Pards’ bunkhouse across the way an’ sign up.